“Finishing second means you are the first person to lose”
– Gilles Villeneuve.
Beau “Best In Show, Baco Blanc” Sullivan sipped his way to pole position a full second clear of the field and collected the extra point for his achievements.
Bootlegging Beau “Mums still woozy” Sullivan wasn’t waiting around converting pole position to a race win confirmed Beau as the households designated driver.
A tough battle for the race top three as “Boozy” Beau clinched the win leaving Henry “Twist” George to take 2nd position. Henry’s mum has clearly been taking lessons as good old Sam, “It’s not Nottage” was clearly recovering from a night out with Suggs!
Kye Kinch left the “NightOwl’s” to it as he collected the final podium position in 3rd.
The same top three were again in the top three in race two, this time Henry George took top step and more importantly a position in the A Final. Kye Kinch also moved one place better for race two as he filled 2nd leaving Beau “May Contain Prosecco” Sullivan to collect 3rd.
Another pole position for Flash in group B.
Flash had the best seats in the house to see his rivals tussling for points in Group A and ensure he stayed as close to the championship lead as possible as he too converted pole position to race win. Back in the blogs, Oliver “Who Currently Doesn’t Have A Nickname” Shelton collected a strong 2nd place, keep it up Olli!
Jack “Jackpot” Williamson was another driver returning to the top three and the blogs as he collected 3rd.
Mr consistent Flash collected maximum points again in race two winning by miles and miles and miles and miles and miles and miles and miles and miles and miles and miles and miles and miles and miles. TanerTossoun finally crossed the line in a good 2nd place, over 20 seconds behind Usain Bolt! Stef Christoforou collected another 3rd place, a good bounce back after last week’s crash!
Flash starts from pole position for the A Final…
Flash starts strongly and leads the early stages, there’s a storm in a wine glass brewing behind as Beau fills 2nd faster than his mum pour a Shiraz, Henry George is demoted to 3rd, but not for long as it’s Flash that is toppled, falling from 1st to 4th.. Another twist in this championship, Beau takes the lead and Henry is now back into 2nd.
Oliver “Who Currently Doesn’t Have A Nickname” Shelton is also on the move passing Kye for 4th and then Flash for 3rd. Vinny is in the pit, race over after a spin and a knock.
Back at the front Beau is still leading the pack with 2nd place Henry and 3rd place Shelton battling for position.
Beau as some breathing space.
The chequered flag is waving.. Beau sprints to the flag faster than he mum downs another glass, 1st place and all the rewards for Beau!
A great 2nd for Henry George after a tough battle with Oliver “Who Currently Doesn’t Have A Nickname” Shelton who collects 3rd. Flash has to settle for 4th!
Driver Of The Day! Beau Sulliavn
Championship Top 3!
Harry Nottage: 137
Oliver Flashman: 132
Beau Sullivan: 130
Pole position was claimed by Oliver Moo-Jew-Jew, he got the extra point too-too!
“Moo”veoutta the way Moo-Jew-Jew, Jack is coming through!
Jack Adams was rapid, grabbing the lead and pulling away.. Bye Jack!
Jack’s dominance was impressive as he was race one winner. 12 seconds behind was 2nd placed Jake Taplin, a great result for him. Harvey Roffe kept his nose clean to collect the final podium position, 3rd placed for Harvey.
The battle at the front was the only one worth watching in race two, Jack Adams was impressive again but this time Oliver Moo-Jew-Jew have found his “Moo”tivation
Inches separated Jack and “Mooey” as these two checked out! Dylan “Dot” Cotton collected 3rd in this race but the winner wasn’t decided until the final 2 feet as Moo-Jew-Jew make his “Moo”ve and “Moo”novered into the line to collect the win on the line “Moo”nificent!
Jack Goldsmith was back at the front, pole position for B group.
Green Lights, Jack wasn’t hanging around!
Something about the name Jack today as this Jack also disappeared!
The man in a hurry was Mason Murray he and Senior Champion Adam Harding were the two worth watching as they fought for 2nd place.
It was our “Rookie” Mason Murray who stole 2ndahead of Adam Harding.
Goldsmith was golden again in race two, leading from the front Jack was unchallenged! Bring Back Danny!
Mason was again fighting for 2nd place, briefly a few mistakes allowed the pack to pass and Adam Harding was again there, this time in 2nd. Harry Fleming fought well after being knocked at the start to collect a strong 3rd.
IaroslavKovalev joined the A Finalist after winning his place in the B Final.
After several “discussions” regarding how “rubbish” Jack Goldsmith believed his kart was he did finally take his place at the front of the field for the A Final in the kart he didn’t like.
Jack kept his position as 2nd placed Jack Adams took a tumble and fell down the order.
Adam Harding was again on the move this week, he passed “Dot” Cotton and Moo-Jew-Jew and again found himself battling for the podium places with rookie Mason Murray who, as the least experienced driver on the field was having a great race once more.
Old Goldsmith didn’t like his kart, slapping at the wheel and shaking his arms like he’s swatting flies, as the current fastest driver on the track it’s unlikely his kart is going to get changed.
Cracks started showing in Mason’s challenge as he fell back from Adam and now Moo-Jew-Jew and Dot both passed him for position.
Adam leads… Not for long ABC and into Moo-Jew-Jew’s clutches for Adam.
Jack takes the win! Turns out the kart wasn’t so bad after all.
Oliver goes for the gap, one final ABC for Oliver and Adam is back into 2nd place with Oliver 3rd. Sorry Olli.
Driver Of The Day! Mason Murray
Championship Top 3
Jack Goldsmith: 99
Georgie Anker: 95
Oliver Mooji: 82